
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Envirolet Composting Toilets by Sancor
eco freindly,no water,no flush toilets
Envirolet Composting Toilets by Sancor
comon' everybody do their part..
and they even hardly smell
Envirolet Composting Toilets by Sancor
comon' everybody do their part..
and they even hardly smell
Friday, February 15, 2008
Another Joke for the weekend...
"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?""Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there." "Thank you very much for the call, sir."The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house."Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!""Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!"(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun)..
Thursday, February 14, 2008
The Horth Withperer
A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?' 'That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment.' So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. 'A female horth.' So he shows him a prized filly. 'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth'? So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse 's eyes the once over. 'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth'?
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. 'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'? The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. 'Nice mouf, can I see her twat'? Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. 'Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit'?
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. 'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'? The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. 'Nice mouf, can I see her twat'? Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. 'Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit'?
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Amplive- Rainydayz Remixes
I think she really relates to real americans
can you vote for anyone who would approve this? i thought she was all about focus groups. did she show this to anyone under 100?
Thursday, February 7, 2008
Saturday, February 2, 2008
Responding to Literature
I introduced my class and another 2nd grade class to the concept of blogging this week. We started a new blog to share our thoughts about books with each other and the world. The kids are so excited about it. The cutest thing was when one of my little hispanic kids jumped out with excitement at the thought of his grandpa in Mexico reading his words. Most of my kids don't have computers at home so they blog in the classroom, but it is a start! Check it out.
http://minorelem.wordpress.com/
http://minorelem.wordpress.com/
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