Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Friday, June 27, 2008
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Cameron sings Puff the Magic Dragon
Of course I am emailing you this too because it is the essence of beauty and art from the voice of a 6 yr. old. Enjoy
Monday, June 16, 2008
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Saturday, May 31, 2008
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Monday, May 19, 2008
Friday, May 16, 2008
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Fresh Cut PENIS

I wonder about the fragrance?I wonder if it would help to put those preservative packets in the water?
I wonder if they bloom?I wonder whether they would look better on the kitchen table or in the entry?I wonder if they're cheaper by the dozen?I wonder if they come long-stemmed?
I wonder if they bloom?I wonder whether they would look better on the kitchen table or in the entry?I wonder if they're cheaper by the dozen?I wonder if they come long-stemmed?
Captured at 115th andAllisonville Rd. in Fishers (Indianapolis). The sign is real and was up for two hours before someone stopped and told them how to spell PEONIES!
Cameron's first Wedgie...
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Friday, April 4, 2008
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Monday, March 3, 2008
Thursday, February 28, 2008
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Envirolet Composting Toilets by Sancor
eco freindly,no water,no flush toilets
Envirolet Composting Toilets by Sancor
comon' everybody do their part..
and they even hardly smell
Envirolet Composting Toilets by Sancor
comon' everybody do their part..
and they even hardly smell
Friday, February 15, 2008
Another Joke for the weekend...
"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?""Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there." "Thank you very much for the call, sir."The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house."Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!""Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!"(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun)..
Thursday, February 14, 2008
The Horth Withperer
A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?' 'That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment.' So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. 'A female horth.' So he shows him a prized filly. 'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth'? So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse 's eyes the once over. 'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth'?
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. 'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'? The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. 'Nice mouf, can I see her twat'? Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. 'Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit'?
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. 'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'? The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. 'Nice mouf, can I see her twat'? Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. 'Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit'?
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Amplive- Rainydayz Remixes
I think she really relates to real americans
can you vote for anyone who would approve this? i thought she was all about focus groups. did she show this to anyone under 100?
Thursday, February 7, 2008
Saturday, February 2, 2008
Responding to Literature
I introduced my class and another 2nd grade class to the concept of blogging this week. We started a new blog to share our thoughts about books with each other and the world. The kids are so excited about it. The cutest thing was when one of my little hispanic kids jumped out with excitement at the thought of his grandpa in Mexico reading his words. Most of my kids don't have computers at home so they blog in the classroom, but it is a start! Check it out.
http://minorelem.wordpress.com/
http://minorelem.wordpress.com/
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Gabe's shared items
You may have noticed the new widget on the right side of the blog titled 'gp's shared items. There's too much interesting stuff I come across to post it all. Now you can see the articles I'm reading, deals I'm finding, etc. Click on the 'read more' link for the complete list. Enjoy!
Monday, January 28, 2008
Friday, January 25, 2008
Understanding Leviticus

Dear President Bush,
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage. As you said "in the eyes of God marriage is based between a man a woman." I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.
1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her? (I'm pretty sure she's a virgin).
3. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is, my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
4. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2. clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?
5. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Aren't there 'degrees' of abomination?
6. Lev.21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?
7. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?
8. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
9. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging. It must be really great to be on such close terms with God and his son, ... even better than you and your own Dad, eh?
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
Monday, January 21, 2008
Sunday, January 20, 2008
Saturday, January 19, 2008
A Snowy Day
Cameron reads A Snowy Day on a snowy day! Ignore Chloe and Daddy screaming in the background.
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Tom Cruise is bat shit crazy
Thursday, January 10, 2008
A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual doom. Martin Luther King, Jr.
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Sunday, January 6, 2008
Saturday, January 5, 2008
Thursday, January 3, 2008
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
more skiing
He HAD to do this "bigbump" that his cousins did...he busted on this one but conquered the next one!
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