Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

dancing in umbria

Cameron sings Puff the Magic Dragon

Of course I am emailing you this too because it is the essence of beauty and art from the voice of a 6 yr. old. Enjoy

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Herlihy woman???

Who said only Herlihy women had big boobs.??????

Thursday, May 22, 2008

Alice Cooper - School's Out For Summer

THIS IS WHY I TEACH!!!!! yesssssssss

Friday, May 16, 2008

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Calvin













Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Fresh Cut PENIS


I wonder about the fragrance?I wonder if it would help to put those preservative packets in the water?
I wonder if they bloom?I wonder whether they would look better on the kitchen table or in the entry?I wonder if they're cheaper by the dozen?I wonder if they come long-stemmed?



Captured at 115th andAllisonville Rd. in Fishers (Indianapolis). The sign is real and was up for two hours before someone stopped and told them how to spell PEONIES!

Cameron's first Wedgie...


Is that how you spell that?
We need to get the blog up and running again! This is the first may post!

Friday, February 22, 2008



Charlie, John or Dangron....who is it????

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Envirolet Composting Toilets by Sancor

eco freindly,no water,no flush toilets
Envirolet Composting Toilets by Sancor
comon' everybody do their part..
and they even hardly smell

Friday, February 15, 2008

Another Joke for the weekend...

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?""Yes. What can I do for you?" "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there." "Thank you very much for the call, sir."The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house."Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!""Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep!" "Happy Birthday, buddy!"(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun)..

Thursday, February 14, 2008

The Horth Withperer

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?' 'That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment.' So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. 'A female horth.' So he shows him a prized filly. 'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth'? So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse 's eyes the once over. 'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth'?
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. 'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'? The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. 'Nice mouf, can I see her twat'? Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. 'Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit'?

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Amplive- Rainydayz Remixes


Amplive’s remixed version of Radiohead’s In Rainbows has finally gotten the green light from the Oxford quintet after the band initially denied its release. Rainy Dayz is available for free download here.

I think she really relates to real americans

can you vote for anyone who would approve this? i thought she was all about focus groups. did she show this to anyone under 100?

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Responding to Literature

I introduced my class and another 2nd grade class to the concept of blogging this week. We started a new blog to share our thoughts about books with each other and the world. The kids are so excited about it. The cutest thing was when one of my little hispanic kids jumped out with excitement at the thought of his grandpa in Mexico reading his words. Most of my kids don't have computers at home so they blog in the classroom, but it is a start! Check it out.

http://minorelem.wordpress.com/

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Gabe's shared items

You may have noticed the new widget on the right side of the blog titled 'gp's shared items. There's too much interesting stuff I come across to post it all. Now you can see the articles I'm reading, deals I'm finding, etc. Click on the 'read more' link for the complete list. Enjoy!

No Shit Sherlock

A STINKY one night stand

Monday, January 28, 2008

Friday, January 25, 2008

Creativity


Understanding Leviticus


Dear President Bush,

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage. As you said "in the eyes of God marriage is based between a man a woman." I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her? (I'm pretty sure she's a virgin).

3. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is, my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

4. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2. clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

5. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Aren't there 'degrees' of abomination?

6. Lev.21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

7. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

8. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

9. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging. It must be really great to be on such close terms with God and his son, ... even better than you and your own Dad, eh?

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Monday, January 21, 2008

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Saturday, January 19, 2008

A Snowy Day

Cameron reads A Snowy Day on a snowy day! Ignore Chloe and Daddy screaming in the background.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Tom Cruise is bat shit crazy


Someone stole the video from a Scientology function and put it on the web. this guy is seriously out there. (click on the title link above for video.)

Thursday, January 10, 2008

A nation that continues year after year to spend more money on military defense than on programs of social uplift is approaching spiritual doom. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Saturday, January 5, 2008

Chloe Sings

First time on a real microphone :)

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

On the Ski Lift

more skiing

He HAD to do this "bigbump" that his cousins did...he busted on this one but conquered the next one!